Is your snake crumpled and bent?

At the North Yorkshire Centre for Alternative Pet Therapies, our specialist reptile osteopaths can untangle all manner of serpents, no matter how knotted up they might be. They can also manipulate your lizard, stretch your iguana or coax your tortoise out of its shell.

But it's not just your cold-blooded pets that we cater for. Our qualified professionals employ a wide range of alternative and complimentary therapies.

sheep

Do your sheep seem stressed and agitated? A Hopi ear candles session will remove harmless toxins, leaving them calm, clear-headed and only occasionally singed.

Are your chickens causing you concern? Madame Zaza will set your mind at rest by casting a full astrological chart and telling you what happens to eggs laid under the sign of the crab.

We also offer crystal healing for hedgehogs, aromatherapy for goldfish and our award-winning hypnotherapists can even regress sausages back to when they were pigs.

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