Tree Nets

In a bid to resolve the perennial problem of leaves on the line, Network Rail has been placing 'tree nets' over trackside foliage. "I got the idea one evening after seeing my wife putting on a hairnet as she got ready for bed," said chief engineer Rodney Boiler. The company also plans to dye yew trees blonde and put weeping willows in curlers. Nobody knows why.

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Hoofer

Dancer mown dow by chorus line.

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Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser's quest to make the mythical beast presentable

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Announcing the iSpong

At last, a revolution in automated sponging.

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Climbing the Orinoco

Man attempts river climb.

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Post Nuns

Nuns to be installed in post offices.

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Teaching Carrots to Fly

Adventures in vegetable avionics (external link)

 

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