Disposable Sausages

Wally Caruthers has invented the world's first disposable sausage. The 'Caruthers Mk IV Expendable Meat Tube' is more streamlined than a traditional sausage and has a friction-minimising outer shell which enables it to be easily hidden behind furniture or whisked away by specially adapted vacuum tubes. As we are unable to determine why Mr Caruthers should be so keen to get rid of sausages, we can only content ourselves with the observation that 'everyone's got to have a hobby'.

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