Look, See

Is it possible to catch an eye infection just by looking at someone? We looked in on the visionary Dr Benjamin Van Goggles at the Amsterdam Institute for Ocular Research, who has a unique perspective on the matter, and we asked him to put us in the picture. Whereas he used to regard it as a possibility, these days his outlook has changed and he observes with hindsight that it is unlikely. In fact, he now takes a dim view of colleagues who continue to make spectacles of themselves, and thinks that if they watch out they will be a damn sight better off.

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Signs of the Times

New crime prevention initiative.

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Operation Scorched Earth

Chief Inspector Wilbur Violence of the Essex police force has been in the news.

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Large Organ

Mr Harold Pogley of Warminster has the largest organ in the UK.

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Can machines swear?

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Cash for Pets

Trade in your used doggy

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Nostradamus

New Discovery Casts Light on Prophet's Death.

 

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