Introducing the Spellchecker Pen



Now at last, the Moonbeam Easywrite Ballpoint with built-in spellchecker!

The handwritten letter has just entered a new age, thanks to Professor Jez Moonbeam's revolutionary new invention.


  • Spellchecks words as you write
  • Suggests synonyms
  • Autocompletes sentences
  • Writes in 12 different fonts


One satisfied customer writes:

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Plus: Order now and get a free surround sound ruler and a Wi-Fi enabled pencil sharpener.

Moonbeamm Industries



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