Introducing the Spellchecker Pen
Now at last, the Moonbeam Easywrite Ballpoint with built-in spellchecker!
The handwritten letter has just entered a new age, thanks to Professor Jez Moonbeam's revolutionary new invention.
- Spellchecks words as you write
- Suggests synonyms
- Autocompletes sentences
- Writes in 12 different fonts
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