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new Printy Inkbuddy 4000

Step-by-step instructions for your piece of junk printer.

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Petunia Mulch - Plant Psychologist

If you've got a drooping rose bush, a sagging hydrangea or a bent tulip then Petunia Mulch can help.

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Rationalising Britain's River Network

'There are simply too many of them,' says Dame Vera Trickle.

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Happysmiles Emergency Clowns

24-hour quality clown service

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Auras by Post

Buff up your chakras

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Subterranean Elephants

Underground pachyderms

 

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