Is Your Furniture Insurance
Up To The Job?

When Lucy Mange came home from a trip to the acupuncturists to find that her bed was on fire, she wasn't happy. She was even more dismayed when she phoned her insurer, only to be told that her furniture wasn't covered for spontaneous combustion.

Every year, householders all over the country find that their furniture insurance is insufficient, inadequate and crap. Sadly, it's only when they come to make a claim that they realise there's a problem.

Have you got adequate furniture insurance? Does your policy cover you for waterlogged drawers, or brittle stool syndrome? What if your wardrobe was involved in a head-on collision, your favourite armchair was possessed by the spirit of a fifteenth century monk, or your coffee table was struck by a meteorite?

Don't be like Lucy Mange. Don't be a dick. Make sure you're covered with

Furniture Friendly Insurance

Because things burn. Don't they?

 

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