The Slowest Thing in the Universe

We all know that light is the fastest thing in the universe, but what is the slowest? For many years scientists thought that it was second class post, but in the mid-eighties it was proved that the slowest thing in the universe is actually the person in front of you at a cash machine when you're in a hurry. Or at least, that's what we thought, but it now looks like we might have to revise that theory once more after unconfirmed measurements of call waiting times for HMRC indicated that time might actually be flowing backwards.

The Annual 2018

COMING SOON: The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

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Mr and Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

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Scientist Discovers Square Root of Green

Turns out that it's a slightly pallid shade of yellow.

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Stopping Distances

How close should a gentleman get to a lady?

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Submarine

Royal Navy tries to get refund on submarine.

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Post Nuns

Nuns to be installed in post offices.

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Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews this pile of toss

 

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