The Queen's Stair Lift

Queen's Stair Lift

Details have emerged of the Royal State Stair Lift, recently installed at Buckingham Palace. The ornate carvings are fashioned from timber segments taken from Nelson's flagship and inlaid with diamonds, opals and rubies sourced from across the commonwealth. All the fixtures have been fashioned in gold by some of the country's finest craftsmen and it has been upholstered in velvet and ermine throughout.

Although no official figures exist, conservative estimates suggest that the stair lift cost in the region of £350,000 and is capable of whisking Her Majesty up to bed at a top speed of 48 miles per hour.

submit to reddit
The Annual 2018

FREE!

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

Download PDF Version

Read online

Books and Free Downloads

The UBO Annual 2017 The UBO Annual 2016 The UBO Annual 2015 The History of Rock The Bongo Lectures Kicking and Screaming Dead Peasants Recalled to Life UBO Volume 1 UBO Volume 2 Death Doom and Disaster Goldilocks and the Free Bears Find out more...


 

 

Promo Image

Extreme Dinosaurs

Coming this season to The Discovery Channel.

Promo Image

Dobbins of Doncaster

Quality donkeys at bargain prices

Promo Image

The Creeper and Other Motorists

At traffic lights his vehicle will be in a constant state of motion.

Promo Image

Whip-it-Round Delivery Services

Compensation! I'd feel exactly the same way in your situation...

Promo Image

The Art of Backpedalling

Government Minister Rick Boils has been forced to apologise.

Promo Image

Stopping Distances

How close should a gentleman get to a lady?

 

Extreme DinosaursTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

Latest blog entries...