Ham-Flavoured Pen

Walls have unveiled an exciting new addition to their stationery range with the release of a ham-flavoured pen. This augments a collection of high quality flavoured inks that currently includes chicken, beef and liver pâté. And, of course, the company already boasts the world's best-selling brand of cheese and onion permanent marker.

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