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Sick of having to rely on specialist high street jar opening services?

There's nothing worse than being unable to open that oh-so-important jar at a party, family celebration or political rally. Well, almost nothing worse. Cutting yourself shaving is pretty annoying. Missing a bus is a real pain in the arse. Then there's catching a cold, or getting a boil, or, you know, leprosy and stuff.

Actually, there are quite a lot of things that are worse than not being able to open a jar, but that's not important right now. The point is you can't go on a course that will teach you to avoid missing a bus or contracting leprosy, but you can enrol on a programme to help you open jars.

Want to learn the secrets of the Jar Openers? Pop-a-Cap shows you how.

Oh yes, the Pop-a-Cap Programme is an intensive four day course which will introduce you to the secret jar opening methods of transcendental Buddhist monks. Practise little-known twisting techniques. Understand the importance of leverage and tapping. Master the ancient Tibetan death grip and learn how to remove stubborn lids with just the force of your personality.

Gain mastery over the laws of physics and become one with the cosmos.

Well maybe that's pushing it a bit far, but you'll certainly be better at opening jars, which is kind of a start.

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