Chief Inspector Wilbur Violence has been in the news.
Come to the land where the dishwashers roam free
'Help for your drooping rose, sagging hydrangea or bent tulip'
by Dick Smidgin (BA) - Motivational Keynote Speaker
British spaceman missing.
Wrexham seeks Chip Control Warden.
Making internet forums less twatty
Police officers will be equipped with X-ray vision.
I fear I may need to take the rest of the day off.