Pet Poop Planning Permission

In its latest attempt to clear up the problem of dog mess, Nottingham City Council recently declared that any excrement of five inches or longer will require planning permission. Critics of the proposal have been quick to point out that this will deter no one but the most bureaucratically minded of offenders. Nevertheless, the council is pressing on regardless, in spite of the revelation that the policy has already spectacularly backfired after someone applied to convert a Labrador turd in Wollaton Street into a bungalow.

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