Posh Crisps

Crunchy Snax have launched a new range of premium crisps in an exciting array of vague flavours. The deluxe potato chips come in matt black bags with curly lettering and a grossly inflated price point. Among the varieties currently available are Everso Slightly Salty, Mildly Cheesy and Possibly a Bit Chickeny But Could Also Be Prawn.


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