Frog Horns

The World Wildlife Fund has condemned the practice of fitting amphibians with Frog Horns. "We are aware that there is a road safety issue here," said spokeswoman Tracey Badger. "But given the relatively small number of frogs that are licensed to drive, we feel that it is unnecessary. And while we're on the subject, whoever it is that goes around fitting alcoholic pigs with Porkscrews, cut it out! You're not helping."

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