"I mean, you can't sell 'darkbulbs' can you?"
"Anyone can learn to act, or paint, or dance..."
"Eugene Rumbold and his camouflaged sheep..."
"You only have to look at one and he'll have your leg off..."
"A gentleman never fouls himself upwind of a waitress..."
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"Eradicate the misery of pixies..."
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Archeologists unearth historic appliance.
Bid to be the first to scale the river.
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