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The University of the Bleeding Obvious

The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

It's a Fact

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

Night of the Womble

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

Sugar Free Vegan Diesel

There's no butter in it either.

Debt Matters

Making you aware of your debt.

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

The National Key Museum!

We've got keys!

SciFi Fan Draws a Blank

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Fatquake

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

Jars-4-u

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Thinking of Buying an Octopus?

How to look after your squishy friend.

Maisy Donnington's Office Safety

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

Dream Strides

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Jehovah's Cleaners

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A new era in atomic lunches.

Cut Price Chips

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Fine Dining

with Woodroffe Spanker

Cash for Pets

Trade in your unwanted dog.

Metal Detecting

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

A Very Local Paper

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

Award for Outstanding Celebrity

New awards for old has-beens

Evening Courses

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

Doing Lengths

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

Scoop!

Local frog trapped in drain.

The Aromatron

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

The Language of Dance

Jazz hands and quickstep.

Gentlemen's Etiquette

How to behave right proper and all that.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Discipline over distance.

The Wackiest Person in the UK

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

Brick II

Recycling the rubble.

Squeak Off

The big noise in footwear technology.

Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

Noblock and Kerfanderbuck

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Mr Gammon's Objections

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

Gin!

Gin, gin and more gin!

Galactic Phrasebook

Learn to speak Venusian!

In the market for a used policeman?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Teaching Carrots to Fly

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

Cake Rage

Pastry related assaults.

Knitting in Colour

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

Cosmic Background Apathy

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Donald Fact's Fact Breakers

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Dobbins of Doncaster

Get yourself a quality ass.

The Fish Olympics

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

Kicking Up a New Stink

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Cock

The magazine for young gentlemen.

Arty Tomatoes

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Auras by Post?

Spruce up your chakras

One-Sided Dice

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

A Fistful of Sausages

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

Topping Talent

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

Nuclear Garden

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Amateur Stamp Collector Collector

Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?

Bean Legacy

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

The Bleeding Obvious

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

How To Be Sweary

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

The Shepton Bassett Village Fete

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

Travel News

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

The Beaufort Scale

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

What Is It?

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

Turn that frown upside down.

Shark Fishing

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

The Unusual Suspects

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Veg-U-Like

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

Inside the Nun Factory

Where do nuns come from?

Dougal Fridgely

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

An Important Announcement about Fish

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Petunia Mulch

Plant psychologist.

Short and Curly

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

Baby's First Swear

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Cooker Island

Where the toasters roam free.

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

Buttock Express

Your arse in our hands.

Mind Your Wind

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

Optimum Leaning Angles

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

World of Holes

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Buy Our Shampoo

Just buy it, ok.

Motorcycle Display Teams

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

Tony Fold's Country Rambles

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

History in Focus

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

Drive-by Wallpapering

Delinquent decorating.

How Long is a Piece of String?

The hit gameshow for all the family.

Pooley's Fire Distinguisher

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

The Thoroughfare of Success

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

Things Fall Over All the Time

Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.

Hear and Now

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

The Long Range Trouser Forecast

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

It's All in the Game

Classic board games from the past.

Petty Complaints Ombudsman

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

Spread the Good Word!

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo

Sorry about your monkeys.

Art

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Wind Tunnel Technician

Pardon?

Some People You've Never Heard Of

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver

We talk to a legend of the circuit

Flexi Mortem

The only credit card you can use after death.

The Devil's Arse On Tour

Famous cavern to tour country

Astralguard

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Moroccan Dancing Moles

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

Rationalising Britain's River Network

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Twenty-First Century Scouting

A woggle for the new miilenium.

International Arse Kicking

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Jazz Bomb

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

We're No Longer Recruiting...

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

Old Clothes

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

Linguini!

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

Operation Mutton

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Out and About

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

The Ultimate Procrastination Suite

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

St Tiddles in the Font

Parish newsletter.

Something Happened on Tuesday

Probably, but we're not sure what.

Blood Donors Needed

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

How to Look After Your Cement Mixer

A great addition to any home.

Echo...Echo

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Doing the Lord's Work

Vicars on the job.

Historic Knees

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

Feathered Friends

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Maxi-Lingual for Motorists

Curse fluently in over six languages.

The Alternative Olympics

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Introducing Flying Squirrels

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

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10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs

Frogtastic Facts

Munchy Burger

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

The Sandwich Advisor

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

Puzzle Page!

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

Hello darkness my old friend

It's a Fact!

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

Not Funny

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

Forward to the '80s

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Digital Vicars

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

The Wonderful World of Ants

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

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The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot

We meet an alien archaeologist.

British Gas

Sending foreign gas back home.

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

The Battersea Wigs Home

We never put a healthy wig down.

Bing Crosby Boxing

Punching singers in the mouth.

So Special

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

No Offence

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Emergency Kebabs

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

Sounds of Nature

Relax with chickens.

Global Moistening

Fear of a wet planet.

For Kids of All Ages...

Introducing our new range of children's books.

Local Heroes

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

No More Glasses!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

World of the Wacky

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

Bad Grandma Grammar

The inappropriate erection of words.

Donald Fact's Fact Blast

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Typists of the Kalahari

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Anti-Assertiveness Classes

Tone it down a bit.

What's On in Lower Bumpstead

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Persons Unknown

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

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Stupid Stories

Some more stupid than others.

Barry Buys a Broom
Barry Buys a Broom

Barry Buys a Broom

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Board Meeting
Board Meeting

Board Meeting

The Day Before Tomnorrow
The Day Before Tomnorrow

The Day Before Tomnorrow

Tall Story in a Short Glass
Tall Story in a Short Glass

Tall Story in a Short Glass

The Hedgehog King
The Hedgehog King

The Hedgehog King

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

Venus by Catapult
Venus by Catapult

Venus by Catapult

You Again
You Again

You Again

Death, Doom and Disaster
Death,Doom and Disaster

Death, Doom and Disaster

Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Bare-knuckle Snooker

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

The Square Root of Green

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

Dilbert's Donkey Solutions

Professional donkey storage.

Octo-Fever

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Know Your Birds

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare

A Career in Printing

Why not specialise in the colour green?

National Consumer Instructions Awards

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

Stuff Your Bleeding Job

How to resign digracefully.

An Old Fart Remembers

Do you remember Puthering Day?

Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

Staff Handbook

A handy guide to your new workplace.

Why Your Printer Doesn't Work

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

Help a Pirate in Need

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

Death By Pastry

A huge pie just hanging in space.

Your Staff Feedback, Your Way

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

Pigmongering

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Butterfly

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

Punctuation Crisis

We're running out of apostrophes.

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

Courtroom confusion.

Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

Dark Batter

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

The Drivelling

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Harry Carson is Watching You

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Whose Legs Are These?

The gameshow for all the family

Fleegle

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

Crystal N.R.G.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

Quality Service at Pooley's

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

Caught by the Fuzz

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Food Banking

MPs praise growing industry.

Space Things

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Barry the Road Safety Owl

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

Sofas are From Mars...

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss

Nostril wigs for all occasions

The Horse-Drawn Record Player

Equestrian technology.

Wisbech

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

A Sustained Corporate Battering

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

Glen Twerk is not at Work

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Fraudulent Bananas

Phony fruit.

New Deposits of Earwax Discovered

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

Oven Chimps

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

Bristletech Industries

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

Greygolds Residential Care Home

Where quality care costs extra.

Jaggedy

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

The Discovery of Vitamin G

Great moments in science.

Centuri Space Supplies

Second hand space travel

Product Recall

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Exploding Dinners

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Ant Facts

with Donald Fact.

Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide

Top notch swanky grub,

Fats Porker - Blues Whinger

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

Selling Crap for Fun and Profit

The very best in useless tat.

Tax, What Tax?

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Happismiles Emergency Clown Service

For when your regular clown lets you down.

Core Competencies in Office Furniture

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

Spooky Doings

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

The World Bullshit Record

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

Slugbond

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

Brixham Trouser Museum

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Diagnosis

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

Announcing the iSpong

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

Welcome to Stick World

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Top Twenty Albums of the '70s

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

Skydiving

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism

Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,

The Trivial Accident Group

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

The Great Space Exhibition

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Pigchums

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

So You've Got a New Manager?

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

Lillywhite Lenny

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

Pretty Pictures

Better management through crayons.

Well Stuffed

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

A Ding-Dong Duvets

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

Shave the Moon

Our hairy satellite.

New Rights for Fictional Characters

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

Here Comes Barry Smith

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

Poot

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Traffic Watch

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

Songs of Inspiration

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Comfy Dinners

A meal fit for a bed.

Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

Professional Scarer

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

Cosmos Rocks

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future

Better late than never, our town plan.

The Prime Time Gameshow Generator

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg

A bouncy little freak.

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