The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
Phony fruit.
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
How to behave right proper and all that.
Why not specialise in the colour green?
We meet an alien archaeologist.
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
Turn that frown upside down.
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
We never put a healthy wig down.
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Trade in your unwanted dog.
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
For when your regular clown lets you down.
Courtroom confusion.
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
Relax with chickens.
A bouncy little freak.
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Famous cavern to tour country
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
Where do nuns come from?
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
The very best in useless tat.
The only credit card you can use after death.
Raw unadulterated jazz.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Where the toasters roam free.
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Introducing our new range of children's books.
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
How to spot a dodgy copper.
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
Where quality care costs extra.
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Spruce up your chakras
Plant psychologist.
Your arse in our hands.
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
Sending foreign gas back home.
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
Pastry related assaults.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Better late than never, our town plan.
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Local frog trapped in drain.
How to look after your squishy friend.
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
The big noise in footwear technology.
We're running out of apostrophes.
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
Probably, but we're not sure what.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
Parish newsletter.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
Fear of a wet planet.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
Better management through crayons.
Gin, gin and more gin!
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Jazz hands and quickstep.
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
Learn to speak Venusian!
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Delinquent decorating.
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Great moments in science.
Curse fluently in over six languages.
We've got keys!
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
How to resign digracefully.
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Mrs Womble writes...
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
Equestrian technology.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Vicars on the job.
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
Punching singers in the mouth.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
Sorry about your monkeys.
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Some more stupid than others.
There's no butter in it either.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
The inappropriate erection of words.
Recycling the rubble.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Top notch swanky grub,
As used by TV executives worldwide.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
MPs praise growing industry.
A new era in atomic lunches.
New awards for old has-beens
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
A meal fit for a bed.
Second hand space travel
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
Our hairy satellite.
Just buy it, ok.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
Professional donkey storage.
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
Frogtastic Facts
Hello darkness my old friend
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
The UK 's premier ttouser experience.
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
with Donald Fact.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
Why can't these people just stay at home?
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
Get yourself a quality ass.
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
A great addition to any home.
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
Tone it down a bit.
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
Discipline over distance.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Pardon?
Classic board games from the past.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Put the fun back into dinner time.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.