"The last independently-owned shop in the UK..."
"...boxes have been found to contain small canoes..."
"A paper cut. I fear I may need to take the day off..."
"Moving a large hole around the country..."
"...madcap antics ..."
"Maintaining loyalty..."
"The latest craze for the high-flying and self-important elite..."
"Confusing, badly translated and weird..."
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An actor remembers
Talking rubbish for Britain.
A catalogue of catastrophic failure
Hurling pigs off the Empire State Building.
Social media influencer saves world
21st century smell tech
British GasA party political message
Hollywood SandwichesLunches of the rich & famous
Dirty ElectricDodgy volts
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