Archive 3
Sounds of Nature
Relax with chickens
The Bubble Bloke
"He coughs up something unpleasant..."
Fish Olympics
The XII Fish Olympiad
Official Apologies
We're very very sorry
My Favourite Nuts
An actor remembers
Unconventional Weapons
Was itching powder used in Vietnam?
more...
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Oswald
"She was suddenly attacked by a small yellow creature..."
Sofas Are From Mars
"A sofa on the surface of Mars..."
Mathew Sandblaster_Trogg
"...not stopped bouncing since 1972..."
Exploding Dinners
"The latest pyrotechnic technology..."
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A team of information technology technicians from Ottawa have come up with an ingenious idea that could solve all the world's problems in one go. They claim that poverty, over population, pollution and the dilemma of dwindling resources can all be put right by simply switching the planet off, leaving it for a few minutes, then booting it back up again. Theoretically, this should restore all the default settings that were present at the Earth's creation. If that still doesn't work, they suggest wiping everything and reinstalling the laws of physics from scratch.
Aug 2003 -
Jan 2006
Jazz Bomb
"They had built a massive underground Wurlitzer on the outskirts of Munich..."
Detective Inspector Barker Harris
"You can call me Snuggles..."
more...Fatquake
"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."
Noblock and Kerfanderbuck
"The fenny bentleys all dropped dead..."
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