30 April 2023

Commemorative Gas!

Commemorative Hellium


29 April 2023

Commemorative Cabbage!

Commemorative Cabbage


28 April 2023

Commemorative Chicken!

Commemorative Chicken


27 April 2023

Commemorative Space Hopper

Commemorative Space Hopper


27 April 2023

Commemorative Socket Set!

Commemorative Socket Set


Blog Index

Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003

Paper Cuts

"A paper cut. I fear I may need to take the day off..."

Kicking Up a New Stink

"Quentin Tote has discovered a new smell..."


"Was North America once home to an advanced society..."

It's a Fact

"Hello, my name is Donald Fact..."




Reinforced Lettuces

"Stronger lettuces for hardier salads..."

Looking After Your Cement Mixer

"A cement mixer is a great addition to any home..."

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

"What do you do when you find that your parrot's got jet lag..."

A Vision for the Future

"Shepton Bassett's new town plan..."


Archeologists Dig Up Roman Hole

Discovery follows six month dig.

Grand Theft Equine

Stealing horses to order


Quality beards for busy professionals

An Old Fart Remembers

It were different in them days...

Skippy's Opera

The sound of fury

Vet Shortage

Exams made easier to encourage new recruits.

  Top 5 Speaking Tips

with Dick Smidgin

Death Striker

Marketing a new disease

Office Furniture

Qualifications now available

Historic Knees

Knees of national importance

Jehovahs Cleaners
Professional Scarer
Kicking and Screaming

Prologue: Peanuts

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Machiavelli Management Solutions

The Bleeding Obvious

Exploding Dogs

Baby's First Swear

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop


Empire of the Flowers


Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Golfing bird
The Hedgehog King Board Meeting Goldilocks and the Free Bears Death Doom and Disaster Tall Story in a Short Glass Venus by Catapult Barry Buys a Broom
The History of Rock
Standard British NunsTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs
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