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Commemorative Chicken!
Commemorative Space Hopper
Commemorative Socket Set!
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Tripping the Dark Fantastic
"I mean, you can't sell 'darkbulbs' can you?"
First Annual Bleeding Obvious Award
"Anyone can learn to act, or paint, or dance..."
Operation Mutton
"Eugene Rumbold and his camouflaged sheep..."
Shark Fishing
"You only have to look at one and he'll have your leg off..."
Gentlemen's Etiquette
"A gentleman never fouls himself upwind of a waitress..."
Earwax
"Excitement as New Deposits of Earwax Discovered..."
Sci-Fi Fan Draws a Blank
"Fan exposes 'blank page' scam..."
Pixie Guard
"Eradicate the misery of pixies..."
more...Crystal N.R.G.
New Age Technology
William Turpin
21st Century Highwayman.
The 'Fluence
Social media influencer saves world
Nelson's Travel Kettle
Archeologists unearth historic appliance.
Climbing the Orinoco
Bid to be the first to scale the river.
Cake Rage
"Semi-automatic pastry..."
Qualifications now available
Cosmos RocksA Universe of Geological Treasures
Cash for PetsTrade in your dog for dosh
Exploding TrousersWump!
More...
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