"I mean, you can't sell 'darkbulbs' can you?"
"Anyone can learn to act, or paint, or dance..."
"A gentleman never fouls himself upwind of a waitress..."
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New Age Technology
21st Century Highwayman.
Social media influencer saves world
Archeologists unearth historic appliance.
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