30 April 2023

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29 April 2023

Commemorative Cabbage!

Commemorative Cabbage


28 April 2023

Commemorative Chicken!

Commemorative Chicken


27 April 2023

Commemorative Space Hopper

Commemorative Space Hopper


27 April 2023

Commemorative Socket Set!

Commemorative Socket Set


Blog Index

Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003


"We open your Jars for you!"

Signs of the Times

"Kent Constabulary Five-0 has been erecting signs..."

Bare-Knuckle Snooker

"A brutal and vicious game..."

Short and Curly

"The vast store of energy locked away in curly hair..."




Things Fall Over All the Time

"Sir Arthur Manning tells us what went wrong..."

Salter's Saluting Solutions

"Maintaining loyalty..."

Fly-Tipping Astronauts

"Spacemen are making my life hell..."

Optimum Leaning Angles

"It's always best to rest against something solid, such as a small horse..."


Herman Logins

Aberdeen man is venue for Olympics


Quality beards for busy professionals

Anthony Spock's Wine Guide

Top plonk


Hurling pigs off the Empire State Building.


Can machines swear?

A Very Local Paper

The word on the street

  Maxilingual for Motorists

Swearing in foreign

Historic Knees

Knees of national importance

Arse Kicking

Competition bottom booting

Dr Doggy

Not your usual family doctor

Arty Tomatoes
Jehovahs Cleaners
Kicking and Screaming

Prologue: Peanuts

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Machiavelli Management Solutions

The Bleeding Obvious

Exploding Dogs

Baby's First Swear

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop


Empire of the Flowers


Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Golfing bird
The Hedgehog King Board Meeting Goldilocks and the Free Bears Death Doom and Disaster Tall Story in a Short Glass Venus by Catapult Barry Buys a Broom
The History of Rock
Extreme DinosaursTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs
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