The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
There's no butter in it either.
Making you aware of your debt.
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
We've got keys!
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
How to look after your squishy friend.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
A new era in atomic lunches.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
with Woodroffe Spanker
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
Trade in your unwanted dog.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
New awards for old has-beens
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
Local frog trapped in drain.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
Jazz hands and quickstep.
How to behave right proper and all that.
Discipline over distance.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Recycling the rubble.
The big noise in footwear technology.
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
Why can't these people just stay at home?
Gin, gin and more gin!
Learn to speak Venusian!
How to spot a dodgy copper.
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
Pastry related assaults.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
Get yourself a quality ass.
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Spruce up your chakras
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
Turn that frown upside down.
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
Where do nuns come from?
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Plant psychologist.
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
Where the toasters roam free.
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Your arse in our hands.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
Just buy it, ok.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust
Delinquent decorating.
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
Classic board games from the past.
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!
Sorry about your monkeys.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Pardon?
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
We talk to a legend of the circuit
The only credit card you can use after death.
Famous cavern to tour country
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
Raw unadulterated jazz.
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
Parish newsletter.
Probably, but we're not sure what.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
A great addition to any home.
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
Vicars on the job.
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
Curse fluently in over six languages.
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Frogtastic Facts
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
Hello darkness my old friend
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
Mrs Womble writes...
We meet an alien archaeologist.
Sending foreign gas back home.
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
We never put a healthy wig down.
Punching singers in the mouth.
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Relax with chickens.
Fear of a wet planet.
Introducing our new range of children's books.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
The inappropriate erection of words.
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
Tone it down a bit.
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Some more stupid than others.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
Professional donkey storage.
Are you allergic to octopuses?
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Why not specialise in the colour green?
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
How to resign digracefully.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
We're running out of apostrophes.
Courtroom confusion.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
The gameshow for all the family
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
MPs praise growing industry.
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Equestrian technology.
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
Phony fruit.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
Where quality care costs extra.
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
Great moments in science.
Second hand space travel
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Put the fun back into dinner time.
with Donald Fact.
Top notch swanky grub,
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
The very best in useless tat.
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
For when your regular clown lets you down.
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
The UK 's premier trouser experience.
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?
Glorious innovations and technical marvels!
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
Better management through crayons.
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Our hairy satellite.
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
A meal fit for a bed.
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
Better late than never, our town plan.
As used by TV executives worldwide.
A bouncy little freak.