The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
Pardon?
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Curse fluently in over six languages.
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
Sending foreign gas back home.
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
The inappropriate erection of words.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Probably, but we're not sure what.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
A new era in atomic lunches.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
Are you allergic to octopuses?
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Pastry related assaults.
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
Raw unadulterated jazz.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
The only credit card you can use after death.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
The gameshow for all the family
How to spot a dodgy copper.
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
Great moments in science.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
Discipline over distance.
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
Get yourself a quality ass.
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
Local frog trapped in drain.
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
Hello darkness my old friend
The UK 's premier ttouser experience.
Parish newsletter.
Second hand space travel
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
New awards for old has-beens
As used by TV executives worldwide.
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
A bouncy little freak.
This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.
An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Plant psychologist.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Better management through crayons.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
Jazz hands and quickstep.
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
We've got keys!
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
How to resign digracefully.
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
Spruce up your chakras
Introducing our new range of children's books.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Glorious innovations and technical marvels!
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
Top notch swanky grub,
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Put the fun back into dinner time.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
Trade in your unwanted dog.
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
For when your regular clown lets you down.
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Mrs Womble writes...
Classic board games from the past.
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
We talk to a legend of the circuit
The very best in useless tat.
Better late than never, our town plan.
Phony fruit.
Equestrian technology.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
We never put a healthy wig down.
Gin, gin and more gin!
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
Delinquent decorating.
There's no butter in it either.
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
with Donald Fact.
A meal fit for a bed.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Some more stupid than others.
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
Famous cavern to tour country
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
We meet an alien archaeologist.
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Fear of a wet planet.
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
Making you aware of your debt.
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
Where do nuns come from?
Turn that frown upside down.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Professional donkey storage.
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
Sorry about your monkeys.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
How to behave right proper and all that.
Where the toasters roam free.
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
with Woodroffe Spanker
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Recycling the rubble.
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
Frogtastic Facts
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Vicars on the job.
A great addition to any home.
Where quality care costs extra.
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
Courtroom confusion.
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Relax with chickens.
Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.
MPs praise growing industry.
The big noise in footwear technology.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Why can't these people just stay at home?
Punching singers in the mouth.
Your arse in our hands.
How to look after your squishy friend.
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
Just buy it, ok.
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
Learn to speak Venusian!
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
Our hairy satellite.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Tone it down a bit.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
We're running out of apostrophes.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Why not specialise in the colour green?